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BE wary of that internet thingy! After surfing a couple of days ago i read an article which claimed the biggest cause of serious road accidents was "the nut behind the wheel".On reading this i quickly fetched my spanner and removed it. You can imagine my surprise when driving to work the following day my new bmw failed to respond at the first sharp corner leading onto the motorway. Whack i was struck side-on by a fast travelling Carlsberg lorry. I sustainded severe injuries which has ended my promising golf career and just to cap it off my insurance company told me to f... off. I hope others will learn from my bad luck.